Archie

The gayest human you will ever meet , and that’s the true tea hunty.
*death drops and leaves the room*

Person1: have you seen ArCHiE

Person2: sorry I haven’t darling xx
Person1: okie dokie, have a nice day *Slaps that bish for kissing her*

by That’s all the tea hunty September 3, 2019

Archies

Fans of David Archuleta often call themselves Archies. They tend to dedicate themselves to everything David. Archies are the most awesome people you will ever meet.

There are many Archies on twitter.

by archieslettucegirl22 April 24, 2011

Archie Ball

When you hang upside-down, throw a rabbit all while masturbating

I was at Alecs house and he showed me the Archie Ball, it was so intense I sharted

by chr0m3Po1s0n December 19, 2012

Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie

Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!

by Definitely not Al May 2, 2021

Achievement hore

A person (FAGGOT) who secretes themselves next to their xbox 360, which is their only friend, for days on end to achieve their ultimate goal of having the highest gamerscore in the world for no reason but personal satisfaction. Unless your Josh Rumer who thinks its fucking awesome to be good at xbox and play it all the time.

Hey Brittany Snow, Josh Rumer (aka. snow plow) that guy you fucked in the tent at the camp grounds is a real achievement hore!!!!

by tw1nkl3t0esBGfalcons June 26, 2009

archie

To FAIL (EPIC) in front of the audience most capable of eternally memorializing your error on the internet.

Pradipta archied the Ruby On Rails positions email. He accidentally CC'ed it 416 web developers. There will be 200 web references to his error in 24 hours.

by hillacious August 13, 2008

Alchemy

Slang for turning useless or old objects into money via pawning or other such methods

*as stated here a primitive form of chemistry this is the true definition of alchemy

eg: Jim sold me a bag of oregano claiming it was cannabis, Alchemy of the highest order i paid 50 quid for a bag of legal herbs.

eg 2) Found some old necklace in my attic, apparently its vintage i flogged it for 500 quid. My alchemy skills mean i'm getting pissed tonight

by datguy1datguy2 July 15, 2011