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Africanized wife

An ordinary wife, who through years of marital evolution, that has evolved from a loving "do anything for ya" person to become easily agitatied and can be provoked to attack the unfortunate spouse (usually a combination or verbal and mental attacks) without provocation, often times marked with an overkill tone of superiority.
I overheard the beatdown Geoff got from his wife the other night over some petty shit. Seems she turned into an Africanized wife; cause four years ago I would have overheard how he was banging her after a light scuffle.
by amanscorned October 19, 2009
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BACK FROM AFRICA

WHEN SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS SLEPT WITH SOMEONE THAT YOU KNOW HAS HIV OR AIDS . . .OR COULD POSSIBLY.
GIRL, BE CAREFUL. YOU KNOW SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM AFRICA.
by LEE THOMAS HOLTZCLAW August 14, 2010
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African-American

A rather inaccurate term, used to describe a black American. On paper, it seems fairly sensible as British- Asian would be used as an ethnic description of Olympic boxer Amir Khan, as he is British but has parents from Asia (Pakistan).

However, I don't need to tell anyone with half a brain there have been black people in the USA for hundreds of years who have about as much connection to Africa as I do to Bill Clinton just because I'm white.

Think: could you see 50 Cent playing Senegalese folk music, phoning a witch doctor or conducting a "rain dance" with his (mostly black, I presume) G-Unit rapper mates? Nah!!

No, so shut the hell up, Mr Politically Correct - you're playing into the racists' hands by using this definition! (See go back to Africa.)

Another result of the political correctness, which seems to have made about as useful a contribution to Western society as AIDS.

D'oh!!
"Sorry, you can't say black, how about African-American?" - True statement made by a cop to a teenage friend of mine reporting a crime in the USA.
by SQUID May 8, 2005
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African Tree Hockey

On the drive back home I done seen a flock of niggers playin a game of african tree hockey!
by GrandWizardGary September 9, 2021
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Yellow Map of Africa

The stain left on a gentleman's trouser after a wetting incident.
He walked into the party, like he was walking onto a yacht. His hat strategically dipped below one eye, his scarf it was apricot. And he also had a Yellow Map of Africa due to his incontinence. Not so vain now, huh?
by Rydo December 20, 2010
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african skeleton key

(n.) any hard, heavy object used to break a window in order to gain entry into a vehicle or structure. usually a rock.
Tyronne used an african skeleton key to get passed those weak-ass french doors.
by MDM August 9, 2005
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African Platter

A meal that is consumed out of a black mans asshole. The larger the black man, the better the meal.
Bob: I heard Popeyes is having a special on chicken.
Lil' T: Yeah, they're serving it in an African Platter.
Bob: What the fuck is that?
Lil' T: Trust me, it'll be good.
by Lil' Tyrone December 15, 2011
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