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abercrombie and fitch 

A very laid-back styled store intended for ages 13-19. The pricing is a little steep but that is the whole beauty of it. I personally find it satisfying to walk around in a ripped pair of one hundred dollar jeans. Some may call it "materialistic" but I call it jealousy. At least we don't go walking around in our 30-inch wide pair of nylon pants and stare at the floor all day, or wear old navy 5 cent shirts.
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Abercrombie Zombie

Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.
Paris is the capital, see i am not an Abercrombie Zombie!

abercrombie 

just the best store ver that has really cute clothes
-Hey,do you want to go shopping in Abercrombie?
-Sure they have the cutest clothes.
-I know totally.
abercrombie by amanda June 19, 2005

abercrombie & fitch 

a store where old, ugly fat fishermen used to shop at but then became a store for "teenagers". whatever.
girl 1:look @ my pants from abercrombie and fitch with so many wholes in them i swear you can see my ass!! i only paid $120 bucks for them!
girl 2:bye.
girl 1:where are you going?
girl 2:to buy them.. duh.
girl 1:OMG,totally! thats hott.

abercrombie and fitch 

The clothes that everyone wears at your school. You walk into the cafeteria and everyone has a bag with a model on it, everyone has a giant label across their chest, and everyone looks at you funny because you're not wearing it.

A expensive and overpriced clothing brand, only comes in solid colors with the label across the front. Comes in jackets, shirts, skirts, jeans. Made in Vietnam by people paid 25c an hour.

If you took the label off, it'd be worth about 5 dollars.

XL is Medium, L is small, and S is extra-small. You have to weigh under 140 pounds at the most to fit into something.
"I made 2 dollars today making shirts for rich people in America!"

Abercrombie and Fitch sucks ass.

Abercrombie 

The place where dumbass, flat-chested preppies and needle-dicked jocks go to shop. Why? Because it just makes SO much sense to spend $50 on a t-shirt with a stupid fake advertisement slapped on it.

Also known as "The source of all evil" and "Abercrombie and Bitch".
Walk into any highschool in the U.S. and you are likely to find some stupid-ass girl wearing too much make-up and gawdy jewelery wearing an Abercrombie product.
Abercrombie by Adam March 5, 2005

abercrombie 

A store in which preps buy clothes to make them look like whores and sluts. Its the most overpriced thing since cottage cheese.
see prep
"LYKEEE OMGGG c@nt u tel i shopp at abercrombie!!?!?!?shift1shift111"

or

"lyke omg i just got all my shopping done by 12 noon."
abercrombie by FrozenIce July 31, 2005