a round rubber thingy with streachy properties, usually made of rubber. sometimes they are brown, sometimes they are blue, there have also been reports of red rubber bands, but i have never seen one myself.
by hash is brown November 13, 2003

by VaselineViking May 27, 2005

by thesickfucks March 29, 2008

As I slowed down to survey the gleaming wreckage I noticed a rubber lip behind me with the eyes bulging out of its head
by provider44 January 15, 2010

1. An object, made of rubber or other pliable synthetic material, that is shaped like a knife.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.
3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.
1. Man, that rubber knife solves everything!
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*
by Phroot January 8, 2008

A whore like woman who instead of fucking multiple men, she prefers to give them hand jobs, and is so experienced that the men don't mind getting a hand job instead of pussy.
guy 1: Yo dude did u get with that hick from the bar last night.
guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.
guy 1: Man that sucks.
guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber
guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.
guy 1: Man that sucks.
guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber
by the original Harrison October 20, 2008

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.
by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018
