U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

a friendly

Abbreviation for a friendly fight and defined as a practice (and sometimes playful) fight between two friends. This method is mainly used to garner fighting experience so that one is prepared for future altercations.

It should be noted that the overwhelming majority of individuals lack fighting experience. This further explains why individuals can get overly involved in a verbal fight yet when the fight is starting to turn physical (by getting checked) chicken out.

Protip: It is best to learn some of the basics of boxing as boxing is super effective in real-life situations.

Bro1: Yo bro I've been working on my boxing moves and I am kinda curious how this will translate in IRL situations, wanna do a friendly?
Bro2: As long as you make sure you do not go all out or aim for my face I'm down bro.

by pinkflipflop November 7, 2020

rent-a-freind

someone that is only around or talks to you when they need money and then dont pay back; or when you have something they dont have

kyle has a rent-a-freind

by trevor March 3, 2004

assault with a friendly weapon

another way of saying rape

check out surprise sex

by 2502258 November 14, 2004

Give a friendly

To 'give a friendly' essentailly means to give someone a headjob while they sit in a very comfortable chair. It's a basic act of kindness.

Also known as: 'Giving a friendly', 'making friends' or 'taking the bone on the throne'

Amanda: 'Hey babe, come over tonight for dinner
Steve: 'Nah hun I can't be fucked, I'm pretty tired'
Amanda: 'If you come over I might even give a friendly!'
Steve:'see you in 5'

by Gerald Gunns November 11, 2009

pulling a fried

when someone leaves a social gathering without saying goodbye to anyone, leaves without anyone knowing

Someone plays pond hockey and after the game is over the person just gets up and leaves without saying goodbye or anything to the other people. The other people did not even know the person left. This person is pulling a fried

by deirf March 24, 2009

a friendly fee

A Friendly fee is the advantage of a friendship who has something of use to you and will share it but instead of borrowing or abusing a friendship, you offer a fee to compensate the usage so it is of benefit also to your friend. It is a renting of sorts from a friend so instead of borrowing and one friend feels used, you offer to compensate them and other friend rents at a lower price than had he gone through other means.

My Best friend, got the greatest pictures from the concert last night. He’s letting my use them for a small a friendly fee for my presentation in class tonight.

a friendly fee borrowing at low cost It is going to be great.
a friendly fee

borrowing at a small fee

a friendly fee will become a friendly fee. Bowwowing for a small cost.

by Bilton Hauger March 11, 2018