zazamlmlaqaqlplpxsxsnknkswswkokocdcdbjbjdedejijivhvhvfvfhuhufrfrgygygtgt

So, say that the first available left column is represented by 1, and the last available right column is represented by 2.
Available would mean we haven't covered all the letters in that column yet.

So, our pattern for the column we're on would be 121212 repeating.

Now, let's represent keys by the next numbers, so 3, 4, 5
3, on the first column left-to-right, would be Q
4, A
and 5, Z

We start on a 1 column, QAZ and type 5454, then a 2 column, PLM, and type the same.
We go back to our QAZ column and type 4343, and go to the 2 column, PLM, and the same.

We repeat this, so

ZAZA - 5454 on QAZ
MLML - 5454 on PLM
AQAQ - 4343 on QAZ
LPLP - 4343 on PLM

QAZ and PLM become unavailable, and we move on to WSX and OKN.

Then, the entire rest of the keyboard, coming in from both sides.

zazamlmlaqaqlplpxsxsnknkswswkokocdcdbjbjdedejijivhvhvfvfhuhufrfrgygygtgt has already been found.
Genuinely, how did you think of this? How did I think of this first?

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 10, 2024

Zaza Plaza

(noun)

A park or open public space in which people often partake in the smoking or otherwise consumption of marijuana products.

person 1: have you seen my bong?
person 2: shit, I left it in the Zaza Plaza

by chickenpaste April 20, 2024

ZAZA-KUMBAYA

An adjective created by rap artist: DASHAKIRA in the song "ZAZA KUMBAYA" to describe the unity and euphoric effects of marijuana.

Typically used as an exclamation while getting high or as a chant to celebrate marijuana.

After taking a couple hits off the ZA he exclaimed "ZAZA-KUMBAYA!"

by Dashakira January 16, 2024

zazzle

to burn or fry to a crisp

I am going to zazzle my hair if I try to to bleach it myself

by mimomim January 25, 2024

Zazoozaling

Zazoozaling is a term used to describe the state of a cat who is completely zoned out or spaced out, often due to the effects of catnip. It's like they're in their own little world, lost in thought or simply doing nothing at all. So, if you catch your feline friend staring into space with a blank expression, they might just be zazoozaling.

After indulging in a fresh batch of catnip, Mr. Whiskers spent the afternoon Zazoozaling, in the sunbeam, completely oblivious to the world around him.

by Manmanzyygiss February 8, 2024

Zazi

A portmanteau, made-up of the Zionist and Nazi, used to describe a Zionist who also takes pleasure in seeing and/or participating in the suffering and/or the killing of "inferior" race people.

There's a video of a bunch of zazis mocking a mother weeping next to her killed young daughters.

by greeeenz February 13, 2024

Zazouya

The cutest girl on the planet, Zazouya is literally one of a kind, out of 8 billion people in the world, you can only find 1 Zazouya, and I won't tell you where she is.
Zazouya has the prettiest smile, and the most adorable laugh, she's also the most beautiful girl in the world.
Zazouya has so much potential that you can count on her no matter what the situation is.
You're gonna fall in love with Zazouya.

Someone: I love you Zazouya
Zazouya: NO! Only 1 person can call me that, ofc not you! EEUUUWWW

by some arab fat guy February 21, 2024