Xavier

a very nice guy . He normally jokes around but hides his insecurities away. He will protect his love/crush against anything . He is also a fucking massive fittie .

Person 1 : wow he looks fit

Person 2 : He's definitely a Xavier
Fit guy : Hi I'm Xavier
Person 2 ;)
Person 1: you knew it !!!!

by UrBaN DiCtIoNaRy xxx March 16, 2023

Xavier

Looks like a typical npc walking around the streets of courtney place at 4:30 in the morning smoking crack in a public bathroom.

He often says catch phrases like "Ay chur brudda wanna smoke some meth with me?" and "I like little boys"

If you see a Xavier walking towards you your best bet is to run. His stamina is low.

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Xavier

A chill dude, he is just a nice guy, he might give you something yummy like a gummy or a piece of candy just to be nice.
He isn’t really concerned about getting gfs or any of that, he just wants to make the world better.

Xavier: here have this
*Xavier gives me a candy bar*
Me: thanks man
Xavier: np

by Boobsucc March 28, 2023

Xaviered

When one gets absolutely demolished by Jungle monsters

Hey, did you here that Emma got Xaviered

by Monk123 December 23, 2023

Bust a xavier

When someone is being really gay like ultra gay to a point where your not sure if he’s joking or not

“Did u try to kiss me, ur bustin a Xavier on me fr bro” bust a Xavier

by Bigppboi42069 January 5, 2024

Dirty Xavier

The act of shitting into the intake of a leaf blower and directing the spray into a large group of people like a Formula 1 driver spraying down spectators with champagne after a race. Once everyone is sufficiently covered, the whole group then engages in an orgy that may not last any less than 3 hours. Anyone attempting to exit the orgy early should be executed with extreme prejudice.

You should have been at the party last night! We did a Dirty Xavier and everything!

by USfyre February 4, 2024

Xavier

Used to describe a short, angry, and balding person who's ego is the only large part of them. Their intelligence is typically sub-par but they make up for it in speed and agility. Used as a nickname for anyone who may appear and/or act like this.

I would watch out for Xavier.

I thought his name was Jared?

It is, but he acts like an Xavier.

by Mike oxle ong February 5, 2024