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Woolfie

Golum is such a woolfie
by Tvhcgkcvhcyj May 9, 2011
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Woof

Woof is a term used to describe something that's gross. This can be gross looking or gross smelling.
Keaton: Do you smell my pussy? (As she pulls down her panties.)
Cody: O woof! That smells like fuck!

Keaton: Do you see that guy?

Cody: Yes.

Keaton: What do you think?

Cody: Woof!
by TheCodemeister May 9, 2016
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woofle snoofling

A long winded usually Nonsense rambling about random topics with no purpose than often leads to sexual innuendoes Often used by Streamer MilkyPimples On Facebook To summarize how his stream is kept alive.
Milky was woofle snoofling on about Absolute shit today on his Warzone stream it's more like a podcast because he dies woofle snoofling all the time.
by MilkyPimples October 6, 2021
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woof

North-West English slang meaning to eat something fast.
He loves that ice-cream, he's woofin' it down!
by Johnny July 3, 2006
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woofy

Asserting oneself as dominant, superior, or otherwise better than the other.
Yo cracka - you gettin' WOOFY wit me?!
by Phil McCracken January 24, 2005
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Woofta

Woofta!!
by Epryn March 12, 2003
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woofle

A woofle can be either:

A waffle made out of dog, as invented by PC and Burger one fateful afternoon,

OR

The most common meaning; similar to the Richter scale, but with two pointed differences. The Woofle is a rating of any real or imaginary quantity or quality, expressed as a rating out of 25. The most important thing to remember about the Woofle is that it is only relative to the most and least of its kind which is graded ONLY BY ITS CURRENT MAXIMA AND MINIMA. That is to say, a Woofle value of 25 does not make something the greatest value possible, merely the greatest value recorded so far. Thus, the playing field is expanded out to either side as time goes on and more Woofle items are compared.

Highly useful for rating all things under the sun, most especially and relevantly;

quality of a substance, excellentness of a day, greatness of a band, etc.

Most applicable for items of a fluctuating and constantly expanding nature.

The commonly denoted symbol for the Woofle is the Wq, or "Woofle Quotient" of a given item.
Today: Wq 3
not quite the worst day I've ever had, but getting close
by Ben Campbell February 18, 2005
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