D wood 

King of debunking and exposing Islam the most obvious false cult in the world

D wood is lethal, nuff said

D wood is short for David wood, the ex atheist turned christian YouTuber

Don’t mess with d wood, he’ll fuck you up with a sledgehammer, yes I went there. In all seriousness though, islam has no chance against d wood

Even zakir naik fears d wood which in itself isn’t saying much since zakir naik is a joke

D wood by Myrestlessness August 28, 2022

Morning Wood 

Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.

Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night!
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.

Morning Wood by TheGuyYouGoToForThisKindaStuff December 5, 2017

wood green 

A big shithole in north london where people have no common sense except to open schools and shops

People in wood green know only four words:fuck, bruv, ayy and chicken

wood green by dj mojo November 13, 2013

Wood Ornament 

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

Will Wood 

A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.

Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.

Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?

Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.

Will Wood by Millie roles a 7 February 14, 2021

Wood Barn 

extremely large ass, one with perfectly round proportions. FIRM, TIGHT, JIGGLY...basically one beautiful ass.

Ashley has one big ol' wood barn.

Wood Barn by K-B-K sandwich August 5, 2008

Woodcock Complex 

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.

"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

Woodcock Complex by DaTominator7 June 28, 2016