1: n. the sound made by a vagina during sexual intercourse. considered derogatory, used almost exclusiely by gay males.
2: n. sound attributed to vaginas by gay males who have had sex with women.
3: n. The onomatopeaic sound attributed to vaginas by gay males. Intended to dramatize the predatory nature of heterosexual intercourse.
2: n. sound attributed to vaginas by gay males who have had sex with women.
3: n. The onomatopeaic sound attributed to vaginas by gay males. Intended to dramatize the predatory nature of heterosexual intercourse.
Examples:
1: "Vaginas are disgusting. They're all like 'womp, womp, womp womp' and then the girl's like 'unh, unh, yeah, oh' grunting and shit."
2: "Vaginas scare the shit out of me. They're like those big chomping plant in Super Mario Bros. All "womp, womp, womp, womp" and then shooting fireballs at you and shit."
3: "Hell, no I wouldn't stick my twig'n'berries in that gaping maw! Would I feed my John Thomas to a crocodile? Jesus Mary and Joseph, one minute you're all 'hey there sweetie, you know I love you" and then it's 'WOMP, WOMP, WOMP' and your family jewel's been snatched off."
1: "Vaginas are disgusting. They're all like 'womp, womp, womp womp' and then the girl's like 'unh, unh, yeah, oh' grunting and shit."
2: "Vaginas scare the shit out of me. They're like those big chomping plant in Super Mario Bros. All "womp, womp, womp, womp" and then shooting fireballs at you and shit."
3: "Hell, no I wouldn't stick my twig'n'berries in that gaping maw! Would I feed my John Thomas to a crocodile? Jesus Mary and Joseph, one minute you're all 'hey there sweetie, you know I love you" and then it's 'WOMP, WOMP, WOMP' and your family jewel's been snatched off."
by Archeritos June 18, 2006
Get the womp mug.The real meaning of "womp" emerged in the mountains of East Tennessee in the 1960's. "Womp" was an imperative meaning "eat shit." It was always accompanied by a gesture: thrusting forward the cupped hand (as if the hand is holding a warm turd).
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Adjective:
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.
3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.
3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.
John: See those stairs?
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!
by mantabu July 18, 2011
Get the Wompus mug.Someone who bums everything...Something like a free-loader but takes it to the extremes on a daily basis. Tries to tag-along with people they barely know, just to hit the blunt. Constantly asking for change or looking to obtain something for free.
Man 1: hey dude, got a cig i could bum?
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
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1.) An affectionate term used to denote the cutest couple there evew was.
2.) Used separately, wumpy is the male component of the relationship, known particularly for his strikingly handsome look, his various alter egos, and his food baby. Also known as "wumptew."
3.) Used separately, chumpy is the female component of the relationship, known particularly for her beauteous smile, her fat cheeks, and her cute baby-like innocence. Also known as "chumptew."
4.) Of note, these two words can also be used as adjectives to verbs to further characterize the action in question. See examples below for details.
5.) Also, this term should not be confused with mistew and missy...which is another topic altogether...
1.) An affectionate term used to denote the cutest couple there evew was.
2.) Used separately, wumpy is the male component of the relationship, known particularly for his strikingly handsome look, his various alter egos, and his food baby. Also known as "wumptew."
3.) Used separately, chumpy is the female component of the relationship, known particularly for her beauteous smile, her fat cheeks, and her cute baby-like innocence. Also known as "chumptew."
4.) Of note, these two words can also be used as adjectives to verbs to further characterize the action in question. See examples below for details.
5.) Also, this term should not be confused with mistew and missy...which is another topic altogether...
EXAMPLES:
1.) Wumpy misses Chumpy so much when Chumpy is not around, but they make do with the best that they have. In their hearts, they will also be "Wumpy and Chumpy."
2.) Typical phone conversation - "Hey wumpteeeeew!" "Hey chumptewwwww!"
3.) OMG...I was sleeping this morning when all of a sudden I was awakened by a wumptew-attack!
1.) Wumpy misses Chumpy so much when Chumpy is not around, but they make do with the best that they have. In their hearts, they will also be "Wumpy and Chumpy."
2.) Typical phone conversation - "Hey wumpteeeeew!" "Hey chumptewwwww!"
3.) OMG...I was sleeping this morning when all of a sudden I was awakened by a wumptew-attack!
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Get the womping mug.To fold ur hand like a ducks mouth. Normally used to grab a booby. When grabbed you person says WOMMMMPP!
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