Winkernitus

The state of short and impacted weiner on living being or creature, resulting in chode like visual presentation.

His weiner was once full and vibrant, but now is experiencing winkernitus.

by BusyBee13 January 26, 2018

Wincelet

Someone who just makes you want to shove pencils in your ears. They have an annoying voice and only talk about things that have never happened to them.

Jesus, I can not stand Sandra, she makes me want to show pencils in my ears!
She must be such a Wincelet.
What's a Wincelet?
*refers to this article*

by Oofouchmahbones February 1, 2018

Winkle

A winkle is a person that you’d like to call a profanity but won’t. So you call them a winkle instead.

Person 1: Dude, you’re a di—
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.

by Weave Snatcher May 18, 2018

Winkle

A shriveled up penis.

A man drops his drawers to have sex and the woman says "Oh look, it's a Winkle!!!"

by Jagger21 July 27, 2018

Wineligerent

When your wife drinks so much wine she really lets you know how much she loves you (What’s wrong with you)

I just drank a bottle of wine and now I have to tell you everything you do that does not meet my standards . “ Thanks for being Wineligerent “

by Poor Husband January 4, 2019

Winklage

An act involving 2 potatoes, 2 running faucets, and a full house.

We’re having a winklage at Jim’s house tomorrow, want to come?

by Swiftsaber203 January 22, 2019

Winkle

The definition of a defined wrinkle on the buttocks of a human being

I adore the winkle on your butt babes

by African Sunset July 16, 2019