Wheaterism

Talking about something which does not exisit, i.e. bullshitting.

This has to be done in a literary context.
From the name Dr. Wheater, teacher of English.

Read obscure poetry, find a random sentence.
Extract absurd, yet apparantly intelligent, meaning for this sentence.

Shout "Wheaterism!"

by Nick Entwistle October 6, 2003

whetto

White boy from the ghetto

Eminem is considered a whetto

by williamla July 15, 2005

Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

mini wheats

another word for spectacular or amazing.

Leanne your mini wheats!

by Lily Gamble January 21, 2009

wheat shaft

Ironically a LARGE 15" pointed cock, in which the diameter is 5 inches.

Harsha had a huge wheat shaft which produced a halo of heat when it was inserted into Jon's vagina.

by Huge Long Kock July 1, 2003

whetto

People who live in the whetto are often "wiggers" or "wangsters" it is a form of a wanna be ghetto life style place.

Sean "Those wiggers and wangsters living on first street are so from the whetto!"
Douglas "yeah i know G they all walk around with paintball guns disquised as real homey guns"

by Bulbs April 19, 2006

Frosted Mini Wheat

A playa thats white on one side and not on the other.

That Rocco guy is a Frosted Mini Wheat.

by Big Daddy R March 18, 2004