Whaled

When someone goes into you on a water slide. e.g the rapids, lots of people go down at the same time and someone gets crushed

Extreme Whaling: a very big person squishing you

Dude 1: aww dude, he just got whaled, did you see how squished he was?
Dude 2: yeah i know,those water slide rapids can be brutal

by MARVIN123 April 13, 2010

sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR June 26, 2006

spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!

Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

by john to the b February 7, 2008

Whale Cum

Whale Cum means "Welcome" but is intentionally spelled "Whale Cum" If pronounced right, it should sound like "Welcome" with a southern accent.

"Whale Cum to the Banana!"
"You are new? Well Whale Cum!"

by c0mbatMaTT97 May 4, 2009

whalesbian

Gay-community slang for a fat person, usually just for a fat lesbian girl.
Generally accepted as a non-insult, unless the fat person is offended by the fact they're fat.

A: Omg, you ordered 5 Big Macs???
B: Yeah, that should be enough for a snack.
A: Damn, no wonder you're turning into a whalesbian.

by bobtail January 24, 2012

Oh Whale

A term used in sentences, when it's depressing, but not awful. A comedical sibling to oh well

Man, I really wanted to go bowling, but I got sick. Oh whale.

by tejtakespics October 3, 2016

Tits on a Whale

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless

1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.

by the evil edge October 3, 2008