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Sheffield Wednesday

..... Wendy / Wednesday Bastards / Pigs / Scum (whichever takes your fancy at the time). A poor football team and the laughing stock of Sheffield; spending the last 9 years in the shadow of Sheffield United. Pigs play at a large but crumby ground on the outskirts of Sheffield city centre (Hillsborough).

Pigs, in any response to someone who makes fun of their "MASSIVE" club, will try to come back with information about the glory days of wendy. Constantly rewinding to the 90's, when their club reached 3rd in the first tier of English football. What they won't tell you, is that they were relegated in 2000, and that they have never finished above United in the league since then. If you ever have the misfortune to visit the Pigs’ ground on a match day, you'll find it’s half empty. This is the result of most people avoiding the embarrassment of being seen there.

In the season just gone (08/09), pigs managed to pull the double over United. Apparently, this maintains their status as a “MASSIVE” club. Even though they failed to reach the championship play-offs (finishing 12th), which united did (finishing 3rd), pigs still maintain their deluded mind-set that they are “Yorkshires best club”, a title which in actual fact, is currently held by hull (sheffield united being 2nd).

Here’s how to distinguish a wednesday bastard from a united fan. You may see a mentally impaired person, wearing a pigs shirt, lingering outside a farm. This is a prime example of a wendy fan. Just open the gate and let them scurry on back in there. Alternatively, you might see a person looking at the league table and smiling. This would be a united fan, who is clearly enjoying the fact that pigs still can’t compete to the same level as united. Generally, Scum can be spotted in a museum (squeezing every last drop out of their long since gone success), in small numbers at Hillsborough or in a barn yard. Blades can be spotted at beautiful downtown bramall lane enjoying life as fans of the bigger club in Sheffield, and looking FORWARD to the likelihood of promotion.
Blade 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Blade 2: Go on then
Blade 1: Sheffield Wednesday!!
All The Blades: Wheyyyyy Lets all laugh at Wednesday!!

Pig: our club is MASSIVE and will always be better than united
Blade: …name me one season in the last 9 years when you finished above us in the table
Pig: errrm urrrm…
Blade: Jog on you deluded little pig; we're all blades aren't we?
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wednesday night church

The absolute worst way to spend your Wednesday night.
John: I'm going to Wednesday night church today, wanna come?

Me: I would, buy I'm too busy doing something fun.
by Piano Guy June 26, 2010
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Wedges, the

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.
The Wedges are in town...
by Ryan December 15, 2004
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Monday, Wednesday, Friday

Straight out of Montgomery Texas

Monday, Wednesday, Friday
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Happy Wednesday

Happy Wednesday is the perfect day in the middle of the week where you find a random place to hang out and relax with friends and alcohol. Originated years ago at a cheeseburger restaurant where large amounts of alcohol were being consumed and when asked by the waitress "What's the occasion?" The whole table joined in and said "Happy Wednesday!" And so the random holiday was born.
Hey. Who's in for Happy Wednesday this week? Let's get some drinks!
by Chief Lil Meat June 2, 2010
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Wild nigga wednesday

the one day a week when niggas get to act like their true, wild, blow dart blowin', hiddin' in the bush, jungle-ass, african selves.
:"I just saw a nigga shoot another nigga with a blow dart!"

:"Damn, guess it's wild nigga wednesday already."
by a wild nigga December 11, 2013
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Ill Dance With My Hands Wednesday Trend

I'll basically a trend on tiktok, where people imitate the scene of Wednesday dancing in the Nevermore ball. They do while playing the song Bloody Mary, with the following lyrics: I'll dance, dance, dance, with my hands, hands, hands, above my head, head, head, like Jesus said.
Ill Dance With My Hands Wednesday Trend is trending on tik tok.
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