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ninja wedding 

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
ninja wedding by Joe Morbo December 9, 2008

Naked wedding

A wedding ceremoney where the bride and groom and all the guest are naked.
Did you go to that naked wedding?
Naked wedding by Deep blue 2012 November 19, 2009

Klingon Wedding 

A sex act that involves one or both partners requiring medical attention the next day.
They limped out of bed, looking so beaten up that they must have been in a Klingon Wedding
Klingon Wedding by dlarocco84 June 29, 2010

The Brown Wedding

A contest between newlyweds where they tie the second knot of the night. They both insert tampons into their ass and then they tie them together, another type of matrimony. A game of tug of war is then played. It really is a game of skill and butt tightness, a dry butt hole is recommended, as any type of slippery will lessen your chances of winning. If the woman loses, she must use the tampon and if the man loses, the woman must use the tampon.
Ben: Did you have the brown wedding on your honeymoon?
Bernard: Yeah man, the game didn't last long, we served curry at the wedding.
Ben: Ahh, amateurs

wisconsin wedding 

A term on Urban Dictionary that is actually an inside joke among friends, reframed as a common definition.
Did you see the entry for 'Psycho Queen?' It makes no sense; it must be a Wisconsin Wedding.

Mexican wedding ring 

The ring around the wifes eye from the husbands fist. a black eye.
Did you see that puta? she has a big ass Mexican wedding ring foo. she must have talked a gang of shit.
Mexican wedding ring by Ce Ere September 13, 2010