Doctor Web

The whitest person you will ever meet.

Principle of Fridley High School

1: Hey did you hear that cracker-ass Doctor Web banned the freshman swim chant?
2: That bastard!

by Salty Jonez August 12, 2008

Web-Jack

Someone who has to insult people on the internet for lack of nothing better to do. The difference between them and me is that to them, it's not a joke.

Webjacks can piss up a rope.

by minari-naga March 25, 2005

cock webs

An out of commission cock

"I haven't got laid in so long, I've grown cock webs".

by Carolick April 28, 2011

web site

A document stored on a web server. Internet users can view web sites on the World Wide Web using browser software on their computer.

Urban Dictionary is a cool site fo' sheezy!

by OB July 31, 2003

web-slingging

when you skeet in your hand and toss it at a chicken head's face.

I slang my web on a bitch. in ya face. in.. ya... FACE.

by john rigby July 12, 2004

Spider web

The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

by J-Rizzles August 26, 2008

surfing the web

When any one is on the internet,looking for games and any other sort. Searching for wild and outgoing things. Or just actual games.Also meaning to be a internet freak but you are surfing the web(internet).The whole meaning to it is search.

I'm a internet freak and i got nothing to do.I'm going to search the web.. "Look i am surfing the web and so are you!!"

by 805 man March 20, 2008