Washington DC

DC is divided up into four quadrants. NorthWest DC, SouthEast,SouthWest,and NorthEast. Northwest is very rich for the most part, with the majority of homes selling for over a million dollars, more private schools than you could count and a very preppy population. Not much crime here. Dc is amazing except for all the goddamn tourists who try to ruin everything by being fat and obnoxious.

Wow, I just went to the Maret bball game and they dominated. Maret is amazing. Tourists suck.

by whatwhatnowwubbie July 10, 2005

The Washington Post

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.

The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!

by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019

Washington Football Team

The most sorry team name in the NFL

The Washington Football Team is sorry they lost to the Panthers

by KoolKydChris November 25, 2020

George Washington

A term used to describe a penis that is one quarter erect. Not quite a half chub, but also not just a limp dick

Alex: Damn that girls titties were nasty as hell

Stephen: I don't know man they still gave me a george washington

by Stephen Strouse January 6, 2009

washington state university

Best community college in the state of Washington

Yeah, I went to Washington State University before going to a real school

by Do Lo August 2, 2006

denzel washington

The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!

My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey

by slizzamin samuel September 17, 2008

Washington & Lee University

A school in Lexington Virginia that owns its place in the record books as 8th wonder of the world, "Geographically, the only hole above ground." This is a private rich-kids school for gay guys who would get beat up if they went to Hampden-Sydney, and girls who still think pearl necklaces are cool.

Man1: So, where are you goin to college?
Man2: W&L
Man1: Dude, I never knew you were gay.

by HSC94FTBL08 November 4, 2004