Public Wash

The act of washing your hands only when there are other people there to judge your personal hygiene, for instance in a public washroom.

"Don't shake John's hand. I hear he's a public washer."

OR

"I was in a hurry to leave the office but my boss was in the urinal next to me so I felt like I had to do a public wash before leaving."

by AdamZodiac January 15, 2010

squady wash

a quick spray of lynx instead of a proper wash

you ready to go , al just have a quick squady wash

by bigjoe84 October 19, 2009

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.

"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen

by colonial crunch December 20, 2010

washing eyes

this expression comes from hebrew, mostly used by men when they are surrounded by various hot ladies. the reason behind it, is the theoratical action of eyes that are being washed by the sight of many good-looking men/women.

friend: dude, look at all these hot chicks, this is the best party ever man!
you: yeap...nothing like washing the eyes, and free alcohol too!

by Joselito September 9, 2005

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen, then spread it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I gave my wife a right good Jug Wash last night.

by captain jugwash January 13, 2009

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Washing the pearl

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.

"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"

by izzie :3 July 8, 2015