Walmart Jihad

A guy of middle eastern descent, although can be indian in some cases. The Walmart Jihad works at walmart (obviously) as a greeter, only because of his lack of communication skills.

Walmart Jihad: Hello, good sir, how are u dooing tooday.

American: Fine, *to wife* (hope he doesnt blow the shit outta this place).

by бай хуй January 25, 2009

walmart greeter

To be a walmart greeter is humbling,a servant role,
someone who is doing their best. To those who despise
people who do greet you at the front door, the answer is
easy, don't go in.

yeah ...... yeah walmart greeters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be a Walmart Greeter, doing the little things is what means alot, such as helping someone with their shopping cart, or providing a wheelchair for someone needing assistance.

by woofy-to-you March 12, 2010

Walmart Emo

The deep feeling of hopelessness and despair you get when you get hired to work at Wal-mart.

-"hey man, I've noticed you've really been depressed recently, has your mom finally kicked the bucket from that cancer?"
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" NO, My mom was cured, My suffering now comes from my new job at walmart, I guess I got the walmart emo"

by scubaaaaa October 9, 2011

Walmart Running

Walmart running is simply the act of parking in the spot that is the farthest away from the main entry of Walmart, then running as fast as you can to the main doors. CAUTION! Be careful for moving vehicles. Icy or rainy conditions may provide more entertainment.

OMG he just set a new record walmart running!

by xXxGoVikingsxXx December 13, 2009

Walmart yodeling kid

A legend

walmart yodeling kid is so pure

by SpicyRiceIsLife May 26, 2018

Walmart Amnesia

The temporary loss of memory as soon as you enter a walmart store and forget everything there was on the shopping list (even when you had meticulously made a neat mental list). Recovery occurs slowly starting exactly when you pulled out of parking all the way until you reached your home.

Irritated Wife: Did you bring all that I'd asked for?
unhappy-with-himself Husband: No, I suffered a Walmart Amnesia.
Irritated Wife: You lazy scumbag!

by -[MDA]- June 28, 2010

Walmart

The only mega-corporation that can turn surburban America into a haven for whitetrash. The people who shop there are digusting (especially in the desert southwest)and the employees are disgusting. Many of them need to shower, dont speak English, aren't helpful, aren't customer-service friendly, dont have professional skills, don't have people skills and lack an education. Many of its employees are either ex-cons who are just waiting to steal your identity, black men with dreadlocks who wear pants that are ten sizes to big that are worn below their ass as if they were falling down or illegal immigrants who cant speak a damb word of English who are rude and dont give a crap about your customer-service needs. Hell, ALL of their janitors are here illegaly anyway. You go into a department asking where a product is and their piece-of-crap employees say, "I don't know, sir" and walk away with out the 2-seconds of care in the world to find out. I shouldn't be too surpised because the employees are treating the customer the exact same way they are treated by the company. I admit that I am anti-Walmart.

Walmart is a piece-of-crap company with piece-of-crap workers and a piece-of-crap, anit-American philosophy that gives Capitalism a bad name. This company needs to be investigated by the Justice Deaprtment, the Department of Labor and the Federal Trade Commission and its CEO thrown in jail. I DESPISE everything about Walmart and hope they go out of business one of these days.

ME: "Excuse me, sir but do you carry the Panteen brand of shampoo? I am finding everything else but that."

EMPLOYEE: "I don't know, sir."

ME: "Can you find out?"

EMPLOYEE: "It's not my department."

ME: "Nevermind, jerkoff. I want to see your supervisor."

EMPLOYEE: "Whatever, homie. Piece"

by [e-mail] October 25, 2007