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An emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. Applies to s scene kids too. Usually posers.
Hazel: Wow, Jen is such a Walmart Emo. She wears those Miley Cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.

Jim: I know, right?
by Rayvine January 03, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The deep feeling of hopelessness and despair you get when you get hired to work at Wal-mart.
-"hey man, I've noticed you've really been depressed recently, has your mom finally kicked the bucket from that cancer?"
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" NO, My mom was cured, My suffering now comes from my new job at walmart, I guess I got the walmart emo"
by scubaaaaa October 09, 2011
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