paul walker

RIP. 1973-2013

Live by the blade, die by the blade. RIP Paul Walker

by starholdest November 30, 2013

Wanker Lanterns

The row of LEDs under the main headlights on any new Audi. They always seem to be lit, no matter how bright the sun is on any particular day. They serve no purpose other than to alert other road users to the fact that the driver of the Audi owns an Audi, and that their Audi goes faster than your car. Unless you own a Porsche.

"Oh look, an Audi driver has driven right up behind me with his Wanker Lanterns on."

by tomleecee August 24, 2011

Karen Walker

The alcoholic, pill-popping, sexaholic, bisexual, lovely socialite that Megan Mullally plays on the show 'Will and Grace'. Yayy for Karen.

I was drinking a martini last night, and I looked exactly like Karen Walker.

by Jaci <3 December 3, 2005

wanker's claw

When you masturbate for too long without coming / another person masturbates a male for too long and gets a stiff hand and wrist.

"Can you take over? I'm developing wanker's claw!"

by GTFO my dog October 18, 2008

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wanker's Regret

The feeling of regret after you've just shot your load. Normally happens after you've had two hour wank session over some really, really filthy anal dressed up like a pig A2M porn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.

Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.

Tim: I just burnt my clothes, chucked the PC out of the window and chopped my own balls off.

Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.

by TimBen86 December 23, 2009

Wankeress

A female "wanker"

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.

by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018