Whipped cream farter

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream

Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)

by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009

pursey whipped

A man who is so smitten by his lover that he stands around holding her purse or serves her constantly to the point of embarrassment.

He was just standing there holding her purse smiling like a goon while talking to her in a baby voice, he is so pursey whipped!

by mellowknife April 1, 2010

wanker's whiplash

A painful spasm felt after nearly being caught wanking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their cock and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. A good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.

Person A - Hey, why's your arm in a sling?

Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.

Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.

by Anonymous #924876 January 19, 2010

Cuddle Whipped

(n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.

Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.

(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.

Example 1:
(at a party)

Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.

Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.

(the next morning)

Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.

Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?

Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.

Guy 1: you get laid at least?

Cuddle Whipped guy: no.

by concerned group July 23, 2010

butters whipped

to get your hair cut

Brett went and got his butters whipped

by cal city crew March 25, 2004

whip dibble

(verb) The act of ejaculating into a condom, then slapping the woman (or dude if you swing that way) across the face with it.

"Betty, what's that red mark on your face and why are you crying?"
"Bob decided it would be a good idea to give me a whip dibble."

by thefiredragon February 14, 2008

mali whip

screechin tires. when a driver of a Chevy Malibu takes a turn or U-turn @ unreasonably high speeds. often yelling "MALI WHIP!!" in action. (stl origin)

loud beats slappin headed east in the chevy malibu suddenly plans change so jerk the wheel and busta MALI WHIP u-turn

by b_style August 6, 2009