A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.
"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"
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After Grilled Cheese won the beirut tournament, his trophy was taken away when Bobby pointed out that he had warehoused enough beer to feed a family of four for a week.
by Nick D October 24, 2004
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Emma: Hey, why were you posting something on Facebook at 5am last night?
Issie: Oh I was taking a wake.
Emma: Damn, I hate wakes. They're so inconvenient.
Issie: Oh I was taking a wake.
Emma: Damn, I hate wakes. They're so inconvenient.
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This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.
Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?
Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.
Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.
Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
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Get the star wars-ing mug.A server (or 'zone' as they're most commonly referred to) in the online 2d spaceship game 'Continuum'.
The game SubSpace was scrapped by developers Virgin in 1997. With legalities causing a problem, an Estonian programmer who can be credited for developing Skype and KaZaA recoded the game from scratch. The outcome was 'Continuum'. Identical to SubSpace, Continuum was developed with lots of new features such as a banning system known as BanG and is practically impervious to cheats.
Trench Wars boasts the largest player community in the whole game with 600-700 players online at peak times. Trench Wars has a very intricate bot core serving players and adding new features to the game and a strict staff system consisting of 'Zone Helpers', 'Event Referees', Moderators, Super Moderators and Sysops, each with their own monthly quota of tasks to perform such as taking cheater and help calls, hosting different events which change the style of play in sub-arenas and generally being active and serving the community.
The zone has unique settings and a unique style of play. Players fight to control a flag at the head of what appears to be a base shaped like a castle. This style of play is known as 'basing'. Each ship serves it's own purpose and the idea is that all ships must be utilised by each player in order to capture, defend and control the base.
The game SubSpace was scrapped by developers Virgin in 1997. With legalities causing a problem, an Estonian programmer who can be credited for developing Skype and KaZaA recoded the game from scratch. The outcome was 'Continuum'. Identical to SubSpace, Continuum was developed with lots of new features such as a banning system known as BanG and is practically impervious to cheats.
Trench Wars boasts the largest player community in the whole game with 600-700 players online at peak times. Trench Wars has a very intricate bot core serving players and adding new features to the game and a strict staff system consisting of 'Zone Helpers', 'Event Referees', Moderators, Super Moderators and Sysops, each with their own monthly quota of tasks to perform such as taking cheater and help calls, hosting different events which change the style of play in sub-arenas and generally being active and serving the community.
The zone has unique settings and a unique style of play. Players fight to control a flag at the head of what appears to be a base shaped like a castle. This style of play is known as 'basing'. Each ship serves it's own purpose and the idea is that all ships must be utilised by each player in order to capture, defend and control the base.
Bloke1> I'm going to play Trench Wars as it offers a better style of play than other zones.
Bloke2> Fair enough.
Bloke2> Fair enough.
by Dave Defeat October 5, 2005
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