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willy wanker 

people mostly dudes who are obsessed with porn down loads.
That dude many has a fucking million porn down loads. this dudes an obvious willy wanker.
willy wanker by thomas knight April 22, 2008

Wanker's arm 

When one arm is grotesquely more muscular than the other.
Rafael Nadal has such a Wanker's arm
Wanker's arm by Autolab September 28, 2012

Wetsuit Wanker 

Inspired by the words of fellow Inbetweeners classmates when describing Will, the 'new kid', as a "Briefcase Wanker".

Coined while on holiday in Cornwall, England, the term "Wetsuit Wanker" was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the 'Surf Bum' lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of 'Newquay Lifeguard' and proudly dons the respective hoody.

Wetsuit Wankers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in Cornwall and Devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into participating in their Wetsuit Wankery.
"Are there any real shops in Newquay? M&S? Burtons? Or are there only shops for Wetsuit Wankers?"

"Oh no, he's gone and hired a wetsuit and now hes trying to bodyboard! Alass, our good friend has become a Wetsuit Wanker; we can no longer associate with him."
Wetsuit Wanker by Dan Ceiley August 18, 2008

walked off 

when you have a boner in a bathtub that is above the water level and a fly lands on it. then you take the wings so it just walks around your weiner until you erupt.
ralph says, "hey, gerky, have you ever been walked off?"

(in creepy raspy southerm accent)
walked off by P. Shivers July 3, 2008
Phrasal Verb:
To bring down or make unavailable a website by routing heavy traffic to the site via a link or reference on your site. Specifically in the case of the www.penny-arcade.com website: to post a link on Penny Arcade to a site with insufficient capacity to handle the traffic coming from Penny Arcade fans.
Link update: looks like we wanged another server.
wanged by Omnimancer October 20, 2003

Cockney Wanker 

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"
Cockney Wanker by Stevie October 16, 2003