Vape

The puff puff bar that can make any kid a zero to a hero in public schools

You see that kid with a vape we should let him fuck our moms!

by Jewish microwave September 04, 2020

vape

a way to have little lungs and to died at 23

person 1- hi i gonna vape

person 2- have fun dieding young

by bigperson87 April 25, 2023

Vape

That thing girls suck on to get better at head.

"Hey Jenny, did you hit your vape today?"
"Yeah I did. Now unzip your pants and stuff one in me."

by Babykilleralex June 28, 2022

Vape

A pagan device used by children to summon Satan in their lungs and then expel his wretched smoke through their mouths

-Priest Bob

Person one: I'm gonna hit a vape
Person two: no don't do it!
Person one: *Responds in Satan noises*

by Маршал Чилтонов July 15, 2022

Vape

Vape (a.k.a e-cig/electric cigarettes) is a douchey alternative to smoking cigarettes. Usually, teens will consume this in massive amounts to look "cool" claiming it has no negative health impacts because it's "just nicotine with flavor". Eventually, they get addicted and become junkies.

Dave: "Yo bro! You wanna take a puff?"
John: "Ew! You vape? You're such a douchebag."
Dave: "I know!"

by MasterOfBalls June 08, 2022

Vape

An e-cigarette that kids usually in high school use to try and be cool.

I brought my vape into the bathroom.

by Thehelperofidiots September 11, 2022

Vape

A vape is clearly healthy for you because it comes in many fun flavors from sweet pastries to gummy bears. All the kewl kids are doing it, it is also a sign of homosexuality and when you see someone with it, you know they're a pussy.

Hey can I hit your vape? I want everyone to know I am a healthy gay pussy boy.

by pussyboyyyyyy August 28, 2019