vagernation

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.

Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.

by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017

Valenbro

This is a term used to address your male friend on Valentine's day if you wish to give him something without implying that you have feelings for him.

"Hey, I heard you didn't have a valentine. I don't have one either. Will you be my Valenbro?"

by AlmostInnocent February 8, 2017

valebria

drunk ass hoe

“oh wow there’s valebria”

“that drunk ass hoe”

by mayiuxayeee December 9, 2018

vale wale

VALE MY BESTIE WESTIE
MY LOVE
HI VALE I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHH

vale wale i love you so much

by dashingpomegranate October 16, 2021

Derp Vader

One that ineffectively vents an angry position and is easily trolled. The responses get angrier and less coherent as they channel the derp side.

With every response Derp Vader floundered and sputtered into an incoherent diatribe.

by Hugh S Yurdadi December 6, 2016

barrth vader

The nickname for William Barr, given his proclivities for worshipping authority, demanding order, and quelling rebellions and uprisings.

"In Barrth Vader’s mind, charging a few dozen anarchist cosplayers with attempting to overthrow the federal government, and prosecuting Democratic mayors for, well, something, is a perfectly appropriate application of prosecutorial discretion."

by Soul Annoyed November 3, 2020

Windy Darth Vader

When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.

My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022