Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.
Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.
by Meowpop February 13, 2017
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Vacuum

What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.
Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!
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Vacuum

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.
Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?
by Moocow51 August 22, 2017
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Vacuum

When a girl sucks in while sucking a dick.
by Penis Fucker Parker December 12, 2021
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Merlin vacuum engine

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space
by My comfy pipes December 19, 2019
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Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
by unlcemalcy November 19, 2018
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 09, 2022
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