Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2024
Iam "The only 'vacation' I've had in the last 10 years has been when my car broke down while I was scrabbling to avoid eviction and get my electricity back on. My only source of income was door dash and they had turned my power off and, because my car didn't have air conditioning, the heat would roast my phone and drain my battery so I could only work a couple of hours at a time so after doing a few deliveries I would return to my apartment and plug my phone in to the outlet in the basement and then I would sit in my apartment and play Yugioh against myself until my battery was full. I would go back out and do a few more deliveries and I would repeat this process until the sun went down and I could say out for more than 2 hours at a time. And then when I got done for the night I would hook an extension cable up to a lamp and my laptop and steal electricity from the hallway so I didn't have to sit in the dark. 2 days before I made enough money to pay my rent I got pulled over for expired tabs so I needed to pay $100 so I could continue to work for the rest of the day without getting pulled over again and on the day I planned on paying my rent my car ran out of oil and my engine melted on the highway as I was about to complete the last order I needed to pay my rent and get an oil change then next day. I had to call a friend to have him help me push it down the off ramp and on to a nearby street. I managed to pay my rent but I no longer had a way
of making money so I walked 10 miles (round-trip) to get some edibles and then I sat in my apartment for a week getting high and playing Pokémon platinum. That was the vacation. After a fight with my parents they agreed to get my power and internet turned back on so I could start looking for a job... I didn't get a birthday that year... The broken down car got towed. My license got suspended. And that's when I found my current jobs. I was going to take out a loan to get a car and the one we found only had like 50,000 miles on it for 2 grand. Rather then wait for me to get pay stubs from my recently started jobs (so I could get the loan) my grandfather got impatient and impulse-bought the piece of shit I currently drive. I spent the first year repeatedly replacing my battery because when I told him that it was likely the alternator he refused to accept that the car he bought was a piece of shit. Later the next year, the alternator went out. A week after I dropped my last $500 into a new alternator the water pump went out. I now can't drive further than my place of work. The week after he bought the car I currently drive he bought HIMSELF 'The nicest car he has ever owned.' He didn't even need a new car. There was nothing wrong with his previous car. My mother said that he gave my cousin between 50,000 and 100,000 dollars to get a truck and a house. That cousin doesn't talk to anyone in the family anymore and my grandfather brings it up every time we go to breakfast."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
by Pseudorandomnessfl November 05, 2019
When you’re having a minor procedure done in the hospital that requires small to moderate amounts of anesthesia that leaves you in a relaxed and twilight like state, usually lasting between 4-12 hours
Nurse: Don’t be nervous we will give you some thing to ease the anxiety throughout the procedure...
Patient: Alrighty then
Nurse: Time for your sedation vacation!
Patient: Alrighty then
Nurse: Time for your sedation vacation!
by mandathensome July 03, 2020
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