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Turd finder

A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.
The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.
by Language King February 21, 2018
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Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."
by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014
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Turd Alert

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
by fling! December 18, 2011
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Turd Toboggan

The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.
I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!
by Bramar August 28, 2010
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turd prodder

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006
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Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012
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regurgi-turd

When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.
Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!
by Dego Dan January 10, 2008
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