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The Turd Car

Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.

Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.
(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?

Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"
by Jacob Sportsman December 13, 2010
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Turd Toboggan

The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.
I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!
by Bramar August 28, 2010
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Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.
Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.
by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010
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turd prodder

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006
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turd tunneler

Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"
by Shizlgog December 31, 2008
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drift turd

when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
dude i landed my drift turd
by spazmin March 9, 2008
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regurgi-turd

When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.
Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!
by Dego Dan January 10, 2008
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