Turd Toboggan

The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.

I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!

by Bramar August 28, 2010

Bungie Turd

When you are taking a hard shit and half way out it decides to shot right back up your ass.

tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens

by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 7, 2009

Turd finder

A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.

The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.

by Language King February 21, 2018

regurgi-turd

When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.

Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!

by Dego Dan January 10, 2008

Turd Tube

This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.

Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.

by Bob Tate September 6, 2017

turd prodder

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.

"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."

by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014