A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012
Get the Turd of Hurdlesmug. A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014
Get the Turd Banditmug. a booger,mucose
by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha October 20, 2008
Get the nose turdmug. tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens
by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 7, 2009
Get the Bungie Turdmug. The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.
by Bramar August 28, 2010
Get the Turd Tobogganmug. A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
by fling! December 18, 2011
Get the Turd Alertmug. by Language King February 21, 2018
Get the Turd findermug.