Tromboner

When a musical gay guy that plays a trombone has a crush on Sam Smith and they get a boner

Adam did you see Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards. Yeah man I got a real tromboner.

by Ohhh yaaaaa shrecky-pie ;P February 5, 2019

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021

johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Sparkly trombone

Similar to a rusty trombone however instead of anal pleasures cocaine is inserted into the rectum.

Wow Cheryl gives a great sparkly trombone!

by Dingle booger August 15, 2023

Trombone Play

Stroking the penis while sucking it. Referencing to how you have to blow into a trombone, and stroke it.

Hey, I have an idea for oral. Let’s do Trombone Play.

by BeastEJ December 14, 2018

Trombone

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That trombone is dead

by Flurry58 February 25, 2019

Trombone

A device used for brilliance and power! They usually overpower the mellos and baritones with little effort.

What are trombones for?! Brilliance and power!

by Ktbone19 August 20, 2018