traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller June 13, 2006

traffic

Usally, some computers get traffic. If your computer is connected to a network, it would get traffic from file transfers and new information. Zone alarm pro allows you to control traffic your computer is recieving, and also, block it off completely.

My computer was recieving uknown traffic.
I work at home, so i am connected to a network, and i recieve loads of traffic.

by k's May 23, 2005

Go play with traffic

something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment

sarah - lets go feed the hens

peter - no, go play with traffic

by grogsy September 13, 2006

Toff

Eton crew, and thouse who think you know where they come from becuse they named thier bording school, and think second hand books are 'disgusting'

oh my god, you wouldn't catch me buying second hand books, its simply foul

by Victoria October 14, 2003

Traffic

A busy place with large amounts of people, (used in place of "busy", and in this sense not referring to vehicle congestion )

Man mcd's was so traffic today, i was boxed in and had to wait 20min in the drive through!
yeah we did go to see the movie last night, but the theatre was so traffic we left and got coffee instead.

by macspice May 23, 2011

Traffic smack

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

by hobo2000 August 4, 2007

L.A. Traffic Jam

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death

dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam

by ttorriand October 14, 2009