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Portuguese Traffic Jam

Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
by Nick Godsmanj March 23, 2008
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unidentified traffic jam

When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
by Bx Boy April 24, 2006
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LA traffic stop

Slamming on your brakes for a random fucking merge, and going from 70mph to 0mph in t-minus 5 seconds on a LA freeway.
Person not familiar with merge spots:
OMFG stop stop stop its an LA traffic stop. Holy Sh!t, (crash)

LA driver: He didn't factor in the random fucking merge, and in a LA traffic stop, he rear-ended that hybrid.
by MK the Political Scientist April 20, 2010
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in traffic

Philly word meaning big or great in size
1. shitt that girl Ronnys porkin gotta azz...tht jawn in TRAFFIC

K-Mart: yo , we all bout to fit in this basement ?

Me: yeah , my mans crib in traffic
by alleghenytrey017 December 30, 2010
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freak traffic

Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.
"I was going to be early for work but some freak traffic made me 2.5 min late!"
by Luis Levy May 20, 2008
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Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011
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Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.
Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.
by seakayak September 9, 2012
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