A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat May 13, 2005
Get the ass traffic mug.Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.
Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.
Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.
Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green
by AnnaBanana1444 February 26, 2008
Get the traffic light colors mug.jim bob: "when your heading towards the stadium, look out for traffic hazards."
rupert: "you mean potholes?"
jim bob: "no the niggers trying to flag you down so they can charge you to park in their yard and then yell at you for not slowing down."
rupert: "you mean potholes?"
jim bob: "no the niggers trying to flag you down so they can charge you to park in their yard and then yell at you for not slowing down."
by milkacow5_mom April 29, 2010
Get the traffic hazard mug.Swiss-based multinational oil/energy company involved in a number of scandals, including the Iraq Oil-for-Food scandal, dumping toxic waste in Cote D'Ivoire, and a toxic chemical explosion in Norway.
Unscrupulous corporate idiots wanted to save money by not having a Dutch company do it for 500,000 euros, so Trafigura hired some Ivorian front company to do it for 18,500, though they knew the whole country had no processing facility. So it got dumped in residential dumps, along roads, and made thousands sick and caused some deaths.
Mad protests result, resignations happen and several executives visiting the site get arrested, but company never admits wrongdoing. But instead of saving 481,500 euros, this socially-unconscious firm ends up paying $198 million for clean-up and $46 million for those affected. Idiots!
Mad protests result, resignations happen and several executives visiting the site get arrested, but company never admits wrongdoing. But instead of saving 481,500 euros, this socially-unconscious firm ends up paying $198 million for clean-up and $46 million for those affected. Idiots!
by el_che September 21, 2009
Get the Trafigura mug.the traff is a sect of religion following the lord traff who ascended from heaven onto earth where he turned himself into a form of a spider and climbed mount everest in the year 1842.
by 97rradfordkirby June 27, 2011
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1)A crazy or insanely humerous person.
2)Someone with a great sense of humor
3)A person who makes up words.
4)Non college ruled paper.
1)A crazy or insanely humerous person.
2)Someone with a great sense of humor
3)A person who makes up words.
4)Non college ruled paper.
Lol that girl is such a traff, she always cracks me up!
That ass tried to give me a piece of traff! The teacher counted off for using noncollege ruled paper!
That ass tried to give me a piece of traff! The teacher counted off for using noncollege ruled paper!
by Daniel November 14, 2004
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