Skip to main content

ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat May 13, 2005
mugGet the ass traffic mug.

Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
mugGet the Glorified Traffic Warden mug.

traffic light colors

this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green
"Oh, I just went to the bathroom and saw traffic light colors."
by AnnaBanana1444 February 26, 2008
mugGet the traffic light colors mug.

traffic hazard

jim bob: "when your heading towards the stadium, look out for traffic hazards."
rupert: "you mean potholes?"
jim bob: "no the niggers trying to flag you down so they can charge you to park in their yard and then yell at you for not slowing down."
by milkacow5_mom April 29, 2010
mugGet the traffic hazard mug.

Trafigura

Swiss-based multinational oil/energy company involved in a number of scandals, including the Iraq Oil-for-Food scandal, dumping toxic waste in Cote D'Ivoire, and a toxic chemical explosion in Norway.
Unscrupulous corporate idiots wanted to save money by not having a Dutch company do it for 500,000 euros, so Trafigura hired some Ivorian front company to do it for 18,500, though they knew the whole country had no processing facility. So it got dumped in residential dumps, along roads, and made thousands sick and caused some deaths.

Mad protests result, resignations happen and several executives visiting the site get arrested, but company never admits wrongdoing. But instead of saving 481,500 euros, this socially-unconscious firm ends up paying $198 million for clean-up and $46 million for those affected. Idiots!
by el_che September 21, 2009
mugGet the Trafigura mug.

traff

the traff is a sect of religion following the lord traff who ascended from heaven onto earth where he turned himself into a form of a spider and climbed mount everest in the year 1842.
that kid is soo traff.

aka godlike
by 97rradfordkirby June 27, 2011
mugGet the traff mug.

traff

noun
1)A crazy or insanely humerous person.
2)Someone with a great sense of humor
3)A person who makes up words.
4)Non college ruled paper.
Lol that girl is such a traff, she always cracks me up!

That ass tried to give me a piece of traff! The teacher counted off for using noncollege ruled paper!
by Daniel November 14, 2004
mugGet the traff mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email