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Trafigura 

Swiss-based multinational oil/energy company involved in a number of scandals, including the Iraq Oil-for-Food scandal, dumping toxic waste in Cote D'Ivoire, and a toxic chemical explosion in Norway.
Unscrupulous corporate idiots wanted to save money by not having a Dutch company do it for 500,000 euros, so Trafigura hired some Ivorian front company to do it for 18,500, though they knew the whole country had no processing facility. So it got dumped in residential dumps, along roads, and made thousands sick and caused some deaths.

Mad protests result, resignations happen and several executives visiting the site get arrested, but company never admits wrongdoing. But instead of saving 481,500 euros, this socially-unconscious firm ends up paying $198 million for clean-up and $46 million for those affected. Idiots!
Trafigura by el_che September 21, 2009
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Transfiguration 

Transfiguration is the family of magical spells that are used for changing objects from one type of thing into another.
That witch used transfiguration to turn the lamp into a owl. That was amazing!
Transfiguration by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Transfigural Form 

Transfigural Form is thrash!

Tragurate 

adjective portmanteau of tragic and accurate. Used in describing something which is tragically accurate.
The surveyor made the tragurate observation that most people do not dip their fries into their chocolate shake.
Tragurate by Severn Bravos January 16, 2022

transfiguration 

When Jesus went up on a mountain with the apostles and there was a whole lot of lightning and shit...then Moses and Elijah and maybe some other dudes appeared and were talking with Jesus. Jesus was resplendent in light and the apostles wanted to stay and build booths there; kind of like Summerfest 30 A.D. In an instant it ended, and Jesus told the apostles not to tell of it until after the Resurrection. Observed as a Feast by the Catholic Church on August 6 and also commemorated each year on the Second Sunday of Lent.
Transfiguration...Jesus coming to light!
transfiguration by gymdawgmke August 6, 2018

transfigurating 

The act of mutating.
Legendarily throughout time life has constantly has been constantly transfigurating through every new generation.
transfigurating by Hellsprung February 15, 2018

Trifaguration 

The act of atheistic gay men cumming together and having intercourse.
I stepped into a stripper club and was astounded with the trifaguration.
Trifaguration by x1io May 6, 2024