to be beavered

getting a blowjob, where the sucking person didn't opend the mouth enough and the teeth are grinding on the cock.

I was about to be beavered last night but I told her to oped her mouth a bit more just in time.

by Iktal December 28, 2021

Bessies to Be

A phrase used for a friendly relationship between you and another person which has not yet begun. Usually used if you particularly want to become best friends with this person.

Person 1: "Awh, Jake seems like such a good guy!"

Person 2: "He really is!"

Person 1: "Me and Jake are definatley Bessies to Be."

by parachutes March 5, 2010

Born to be alive

The greatest song ever by the Village People

A: Born to be alive is by Podrick Hernundez
B: NOoooo it's by the Village People!

by ThiccChungus69 May 8, 2019

how to be beautiful

First of all you shouldn’t even be searching this because honey you are BEAUTIFUL you don’t need to look on a website on how to be beautiful, you are beautiful and I may not see you through this screen but I don’t care I know that you are beautiful and you are a beautiful person so if someone tells you you are not beautiful you can either A. Beat the shit out of them. Or B. Not give a shit what they say. Well you shouldn’t anyways. And yes i may be typing this while crying my eyes out because of how ugly and fat I am but I just want to let you know that you are beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don’t need to use “how to be beautiful” in a sentence because the person reading this is fucking GORGEOUS

by IsabellaRod_93 August 3, 2021

Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.

Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 9, 2021

Going to be the death of me

A task is going to kill me

Getting the house in order is going to be the death of me.

by Hippiechic64 December 16, 2021

Guess you had to be there

A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.

Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."

by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010