toby

The act of goat intercourse, common in peasant European countries and parts of Wales. Often accompanied by high-pitched squeals and Radiohead music. Usually associated with closet gays.

My primary school teacher got caught tobying last night.
I fancy a good toby tonight.

by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

Toby

One of large foot and larger lack of proprioception, ungainly movement is not uncommon in specimens and most exhibit a duck like waddle to their running motion. Studies from the University of Loughborough have demonstrated the Toby's inability to retain liquid in any specified vessel. This incapacity for liquid retention also stretches to his bladder, with unnaturally regular bathroom visits during films that often arise during moments of social importance. These include the climactic scenes from features and debates concerning specific armoured vehicles and other military hardware. Like the Tobiathan, the Toby is capable of surprisingly deep slumber and during this will terraform the local atmosphere with his hideous lung capacity.
"Magic snort snort"
"My legs are as strong as hard bedrock"
"I have a head of iron!"
"No, I take"
"They're no match for droidekas!"
"Nobody tells him what to do! Nobody! ahahahahahaaaaaa"

"Toby you have spilt your drink on my feet, AGAIN!"

by "The rake" Simpsons Movie April 28, 2014

tobybro

1. one named toby who is a bro
2. Adaption of charliebro, applicable to one named toby

"pass us a spliff, tobybro"

by D. Rummy November 14, 2004

Toby

An Asian kid who's name is really long and that you can't remember.

I have no idea who Toby is

by NotToby December 5, 2013

Toby S

The cutest guy you will ever meet. He plays basketball, and he plays football, but most of all, he plays your heart. When you see that gentle, beautiful southern boy in you school, you see kindness and a warm heart. He is the kind of boy you want to marry one day and own a dog with. The most beloved boy you will ever meet

"Did you hear about Toby S? He's that sweet boy that entered that girls life."
"That boy is such a Toby S. Look at his gentle stamina."
"That guy is really good at football! What a Toby S!"

by Anonymously not anonymous November 11, 2017

toby

Toby is and amazing boyfriend who will love care and respect you he is also an amazing friend to others and helps when u feel down you will never find another friend just like Toby. He means the world to me and I just hope he knows

Lots of love Tegan Hutchinson

Hiya toby xxx

by Teganhutchygirl777 June 19, 2018

Toby

The meanest Boy everyone knows. He can make someone cry with the Snapmof his Fingers. But the Funniest thing is, He can't get a Girl!

Girl 1- Theres this huge Bully at School.
Girl 2- So, Toby?

by Person on Earth! November 13, 2018