toasted tomato sandwich

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good

"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"

by Goostaff The Jew December 2, 2005

The Poe Toaster

The "Poe Toaster" is a mysterious figure that arrives at the location of Edgar Allan Poe's grave in Baltimore, every year. He or she has done this at the same time since 1949, early on the morning of his birthday, on January 19th. The "Poe Toaster", dressed in black, with a black overcoat and scarf around their face, enters the gates of the Westminster Hall and Burying Grounds, proceeds to Poe's grave and upon reaching it, toasts the grave with a half-bottle of cognac and leaves three blood-red roses.

Nobody has ever tried to talk to or interupt the figure that appears every year as a sign of respect both to Poe and to the "Poe Toaster", nobody knows who he/she is, but it is commonly thought it is simply a fan of Edgar's work. The "Poe Toaster" has often left messages behind on paper such as "Edgar, I haven't forgotten you" and in 2001 "The New York Giants. Darkness and decay and the big blue hold dominion over all. The Baltimore Ravens. A thousand injuries they will suffer. Edgar Allan Poe evermore."

If you don't belive in the Poe Toaster, go and see him for yourself on January 19th 2006!

by I am NOT the Toaster September 8, 2005

like talking to a wall

Talking without receiving any kind of reaction or response from the person you're speaking to; Or talking to someone and they react or respond as if you never said what you just said to them.

"I poured my heart out to her and she just stared at me with a blank expression on her face. It was like talking to a wall!"

by Doctor Mac November 7, 2013

farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.

John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

Toast McGhost

To reach a level of intoxication where memory is lost of any event which occurred that night...leading you to believe that the only way the event was possible is if a ghost was there in place of you.

A lower level of being McGhosted is to be "toasted" or "semi-ghosted."

See also: ghosting, McGhosting, toasting McGhosting, toasty McGhosty

Pronunciation: meh-ghost or mah-ghost

"How did you forget about that? Everybody was doing it..You must have been toast McGhost."

"I just got fired from my job today...tonight..I'm getting toast McGhost."

"Tonight we're getting McGhosted."

"You're toast..but I don't think you're at McGhost status yet."

"Wow, you're already ghosting after two shots?"

"OK, time to stop for a while..You're looking toasty McGhosty."

by stay bEastly my friends. August 16, 2009

Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

toast the ghost

to smoke a joint

me: yo dude, wanna toast the ghost this weekend?
dude: hell yeah man!

by joe_420 March 4, 2009