(n.) An act misconstrued by one party to be a sign of love.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
Jenna: "Rachel wants to get coffee with me, she must be into me right?"
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
by nolandc September 02, 2019
The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.
by Niglet Fetus March 25, 2019
What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction
by igmyog May 08, 2008
That stripper is winking in Russian at me
by Jonny_0blivion January 25, 2019
by Megatron's adopted son December 11, 2020
When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
by brownsource November 07, 2016