Chris: I use my left hand as my nut hand, even though I'm a righty.
Brett: Weirdo. I'm righty and my right hand is my nut hand.
Bri: I can use either hand as a nut hand.
Sarah: I don't have a nut hand.
Ashley: STFU.
Brett: Weirdo. I'm righty and my right hand is my nut hand.
Bri: I can use either hand as a nut hand.
Sarah: I don't have a nut hand.
Ashley: STFU.
by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014
Get the Nut Handmug. Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.
(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)
by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019
Get the Suicide Nutmug. The act of sliding your penis in a girl's vagina until your testicles touch her pubic region. Completely covering your penis. Much like pulling a sock over one's foot.
by Ghost Face Scribbla November 25, 2007
Get the sock it to the nutsmug. Occurs when a male's ejaculation reaches 18 feet at a rate of 42.7 miles and hour, the current world record.
by SlowRat February 15, 2017
Get the Turbo Nutmug. The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.
by Gamer God August 26, 2019
Get the Quantum Nutmug. A rather large and well worn muffin button (clitorous).
This term originated from a few of Jacksonville, Florida's smartest scientists. They felt conflicted because the words "clit" and "clitorous" were unfortunately not as funny as they should be. With determination and extensive research, these chemists delicately crafted this fine tuned word to yeild the most laughter when used in the correct context.
This term originated from a few of Jacksonville, Florida's smartest scientists. They felt conflicted because the words "clit" and "clitorous" were unfortunately not as funny as they should be. With determination and extensive research, these chemists delicately crafted this fine tuned word to yeild the most laughter when used in the correct context.
by Ass nut August 25, 2018
Get the Beav Nutmug. by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016
Get the nut-roastermug.