Ugh I’m such a screw up. :=(
Dang it I just screw up
Although your not so don’t ever say that or else... I’ll call you a turd on repeat!
Dang it I just screw up
Although your not so don’t ever say that or else... I’ll call you a turd on repeat!
by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."
by SmashGladly November 22, 2017

by CoK.Tahiti October 14, 2018

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009

The mechanical screws left over after a job is finished. These left over screws are thrown in the bush. The screws either were extra or were not re-installed in the proper place
by Frank Rizzo Jr. September 21, 2011

by Surfnkd December 25, 2018

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…
I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*
by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022
