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Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.
My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.
by MattyBigD December 13, 2018
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Meat Cooler

"Yo man tonight i was all up in that chicks meat cooler."
by Josh Curtis July 19, 2009
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meat jacket

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.
by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008
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Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.
"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"
by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009
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meat pinwheel

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.
Once you meat pinwheel you will need new sheets and a shower.
by Urbanplanner August 9, 2015
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Cookin' meat

Means awesome or great.

Another use is "let's cook some meat",meaning let's go/ let's do this.
First person: "Let's go out tonight. "
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"
by DickFelleHome🅱️oi July 21, 2021
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Meat Turds

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
by squiggular November 27, 2021
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