by MattyBigD December 13, 2018

by Josh Curtis July 19, 2009

The foreskin of a an uncircumcised penis.
Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.
by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.
by Urbanplanner August 9, 2015

First person: "Let's go out tonight. "
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"
by DickFelleHome🅱️oi July 21, 2021

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
by squiggular November 27, 2021
