totally tits

something that is really good. See the shits, tits

Buddy says: I got laid last night
You answer: That's totally tits

by Adrian January 14, 2003

lumpy tits

Having a lump in your chesticles.

"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."

by Louise Fox March 21, 2009

Tanker Tits

A woman who has larger than average breasts. Nice looking, and firm. Not TOO big, but enough to catch you eyes.

Erik: "Damn, that girl has got some Tanker Tits on her"
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."

by LOLJUSTAGUYWHOLIKESGIRLS007 May 20, 2009

Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.

Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!

by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010

National tits pic day

June 25 National send tits pic day. A day where you have to send a pic of your bare tits to whoever asks.

Me; Happy National tits pic Day!!
Her; Thanks here’s the pic!!

by Johnson Mitchell July 24, 2020

getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy

Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits

by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006

Four Tits

In Texas Hold'em - Having the cards Q Q

"I had to fold my four tits with a King and Ace on the flop"

by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005