tintanet

sarcastic slang for internet

i was on the tintanet the other week...

by Rob November 3, 2004

sinking titanic

While buttfucking your girl from behind, you proceed to choke her until she passes out, all the while keeping your cock in her (or his) ass. While she collapses to the bed you are riding the sinking titanic.

Dude, I totally pulled the sinking titanic on your sister last night and rode her all the way down.

by rusty trombone boy January 17, 2009

titaniced

(tye-tan-ickd) verb
1) sank
2) something exciting that turned into something awful

(1)
Our tube just titaniced! You went too slow!
(2)
Person 1: I thought that was going to be fun, but it sucked!
Person 2: Yeah, it really titaniced.

by Volleyballgrl October 10, 2008

Titanic

the best movie of all time. throughout watching the movie you sit there and hope jack doesn't die, because leonardo di caprio is the most sexiest man alive. it's a look an older and longer version of the song "someone like you" by adele, making you want to sit there and cry while you stuff your face with icecream and wonder why your love life can't be like that.

girl one: me and jimmy just broke up.

girl two: oh, do you want me to play "someone like you"?

girl one: oh hell no. that can't even come close to showing my emotional despair. i think i'm just going to watch the Titanic and eat a pint of ben and jerry's.

by iamsillychild January 23, 2012

Titantor

to be a big dick and posess a tiny one

Wow! That guy sure is being a Titantor

by Kennedy March 18, 2005

Titanoboa

Perhaps the greatest tronner ever. A true legend.

Player 1: Wow did you see Titanoboa just now? What an epic cut!
Player 2: Yeah he's a true legend.

by d0rka September 1, 2013

Titantor

Slang for "penis too big"

I started to go down on him, but he had a titantor.

by Whiskey May 28, 2004