A girl who splits her time evenly amongst multiple guys. Typically as a result of an agreement between a pair or group of guys.
(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday thru Friday but since she's a timeshare, (Guy 2) has her on the weekends.
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*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.
*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"
"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"
"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
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-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
Tiers of drunkenness
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
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When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.
When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.
Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"
Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"
Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"
by Nik Armi February 4, 2010
Get the The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) mug.Someone who leaves early instead of staying out & getting fucked up. Part timers are pure buzzkills.
Person 1 - "Right, I'm away home"
Person 2 - "Naw man, stay out & get a booze, you can crash at mine"
Person 1 - "Nope, I'm going home for diner" *walks away*
Person 2 - "Fucking part timer.."
Person 3 - "Aye, what a fucking buzzkill"
Person 2 - "Naw man, stay out & get a booze, you can crash at mine"
Person 1 - "Nope, I'm going home for diner" *walks away*
Person 2 - "Fucking part timer.."
Person 3 - "Aye, what a fucking buzzkill"
by YoBitchorsomeshitlikethat September 30, 2009
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May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.
Also is connected to snakes on a plane.
May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.
Also is connected to snakes on a plane.
Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.
Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.
Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!
by Mr_Annomyous September 1, 2008
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