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Timeshare

A girl who splits her time evenly amongst multiple guys. Typically as a result of an agreement between a pair or group of guys.
(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday thru Friday but since she's a timeshare, (Guy 2) has her on the weekends.
by Scooter2424 June 4, 2013
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new york times

A New York Newspaper, very common throughout North America.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
by Dave September 9, 2004
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Tiers of drunkenness

1.Zach Laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'

2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend

3.Hammered
-Self explanatory

4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk

5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
Tiers of drunkenness

1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."

2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."

3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."

4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."

5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
by Rockisland April 19, 2009
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The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.
Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"
by Nik Armi February 4, 2010
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Part timer

Someone who leaves early instead of staying out & getting fucked up. Part timers are pure buzzkills.
Person 1 - "Right, I'm away home"

Person 2 - "Naw man, stay out & get a booze, you can crash at mine"

Person 1 - "Nope, I'm going home for diner" *walks away*

Person 2 - "Fucking part timer.."

Person 3 - "Aye, what a fucking buzzkill"
by YoBitchorsomeshitlikethat September 30, 2009
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tigers on a jet-ski

Describing something so dangorous it was cool.

May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

Also is connected to snakes on a plane.
Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.

Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!
by Mr_Annomyous September 1, 2008
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