Gold Thumb

Someone who is very good at making money. One who is extremely successful in their financial endeavors. Like the term green thumb, which is someone who is good at growing plants, someone with a gold thumb is good at growing wealth.

I have made a profit on every stock I have ever purchased. They say that I have a gold thumb.

Wow, Carter just opened that carwash last month, and it’s already turning a profit. Boys got a gold thumb.

by Jujujuju7 August 7, 2020

Thumb taint

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.

Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.

by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013

thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

thumb blitz

When you create multiple screen names for a message board for the purpose of giving your own comments a bunch of thumbs up and/or giving massive thumbs down to someone you disagree with.

I'll teach this troll to be wrong on the internet! Here comes a thumb blitz, mutha fucka!

by The Master of Expertise February 20, 2013

thumb flicker

The mobile device equivelant of a page turner.

It comes from the flicking motion your thumb makes as you scroll through a post thread or story.

Are you reading the Dear David saga on twitter? It's a real thumb flicker.

by BeardedBarista August 18, 2017

Kentucky thumb

Kentucky thumb, the act of blowing your firearm up with an old army round and inserting your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Did you see the AK-50?
Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021

Birthday thumb

Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb

" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb

by Yolo4ever May 18, 2016