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Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
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Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.
Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you
by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022
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patch hopper

A sleezy bitch that jumps from member to member of motorcycle clubs. The woman is usually a dirty slut that only cares about being with a guy who has a bike and has no self respect.
Beth is such a patch hopper. She only fucks
guys in MC’s.
by mamabear81 December 31, 2017
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Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner
I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.
by PatchGuy May 23, 2018
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Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"
by Stank Deek June 1, 2013
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road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.
My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.
by TJP64 May 17, 2016
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twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014
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