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Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.
“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”
by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021
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Pan Chod

A person who is attracted to his sister. This attraction can lead to sex with his/her sibling. All used as an insult by desi parents.
Oi eh pan chod kiya kar rahe hai. Is ko thrapar thio. This translates to : "what is this sister fucker doing. You should slap him"
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dead-panned

After only 2 shots, the freshman was totally dead-panned.
by cherie of the us January 6, 2008
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Jet Pan

To make an impossible goal.
When the underdog beats the odds.
When a vergin, newbie, or amateur beats the best or old pro.
A moment of perfection.
To be a level 1 and beat down a level 20 without cheating.
You've been Jet Panned!
That was Jet Pan!
by Jet Pan May 15, 2006
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piss pan

You use this to get back at your friend(s). You urinate in a small pan, and put it in your freezer until it freezes. Then, when it's night, you slip it underneath their door. It wont be bad when you put it under, but by the time morning comes, the urine will have melted and flowed everywhere on the floor
I gave Joe a piss pan last night for welching on our bet.
by Joe schmozers January 27, 2008
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Panning for gold

When you take a shit and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. This is especially true if you have eaten corn.
Man I just got done panning for gold and I feel great. I'm rich bitch!
by Kyle and kenny August 18, 2008
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Pan Sexual

Lots of people mixup Pan Sexual with Pansexual yet they are different. Pan Sexual is when you are attracted to neither women or men. If you are Pan Sexual it means you are attracted to pans.
Mom: Honey, please stop having sex with my pans. I have to keep buying knew pans and I'm running out of money.
Child: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!! IM PAN SEXUAL!
Mom: Honey I know that your Pan Sexual but can you buy your own pans instead?
Child: NO MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Alexa Feise April 11, 2020
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