Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

Moist Humping

The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015

Moist Morris

A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.

"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."

by EchoCast December 6, 2018

Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 4, 2020

Moist Jamie

A wet willie of the bellybutton.

Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie

by The_did_kiddler July 24, 2021

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022